A fine, fine product. Although they skimped on the ivory and jade inlays, this tower will elevate your cat's spirits to bold new heights. I priced similar shrines of feline idolatry, and they done costed dang near 300-400 dollars american. So I checked amazon and the prices were significantly cheaper so I placed the order.This is a large product so I was amazed I recieved it only two days after placing the order. The ups man complained about the weight, and sighed and cried. He was a pathetic sort. I don't think he'd ever lifted anything heavier than sixty pounds. It's a big box full of carpet, roped cylinders, and particle board promises.
The directions were horrible. It looked like an exploding diagram drawn with charcoal on an elephant corpse. The parts aren't even labeled, and I realized half an hour later the screws are two different sizes. It took four educated human beings about three hours to put together. It's easy to put together, but the directions are quite a painful hinderance. I suggest upon opening the product to take out the directions, (it's only one sheet of chinese paper) and roll yourself a fatty with the directions because they are more than useless. Then open up the picture of the beloved article on Amazon and just lego that business like it's easy.
Upon completion, your painful frustration will turn to lucid joy as you watch your little pussies jump and play. And they love it. THey sleep, play, scratch, and do many other highly feline actions within it's walls. I quite like the modern art look to it, it's as though I have a Caulder in the living room.
I am the envy of all the other residents in my group home. It's also a great place to hide whippets, airplane bottles of green apple schnapps, and FBI listening devices, the orderlies never check. If you love your cats more than your children this is a great gift for your feline assasins.
Product Description
Kitty-Cat HaciendaGreat for Countless hours of cat knapping, climbing and playing! Specifications: * Finish: Elegant Faux Fur * Color: Classic Honey with Sisal Rope wrapped Posts (as pictured). * Overall Size: o Height 78" o Length 23.5" o Width 27.5" * Size of Entry Way (Base plate): This beautiful residence features a 23" x 19.5" main entry (Base plate) covered in an elegant faux fur finish. * Size of Main Residence (cat house): Situated on the 3rd. level with a magnificent 360 degree view and spacious quarters at 14" x 14" x 14". This floor also features a spacious viewing area matching the size of the ground floor at 23" x 19.5". * The views of this spectacular residence do not stop with the main cat house. They move up to a higher level with two magnificent lofts (perches) high above the main house where you can relax for a mid afternoon siesta or just chill out to see whats going on with the family. * The lofts (perches) measure 14" x 14". * FREE ROPE TOY! * 6 Month Warranty! (see below) * 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed! (see below).Guarantee Policy:100% satisfaction guaranteed! * Product may be returned within in 7 days of receipt of item if in original box and in new condition. * Refunds are made after item is inspected and determined to be in new condition. * Buyer pays all shipping and fees for returned merchandise. 6 month warranty on all parts!If for any reason a part has broken due to a manufacturing defect, it will be replaced free of charge within 6 months of purchase date. We do not warranty standard wear and tear "scratching".
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